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avatar Agni Gauss
Is your dad a pirate? Uh no, why? Cuz you're a treasure lol get it? My dad abandoned the family when I was 4 Sorry to hear that Arrrrr you doing anything later?

Is your dad a pirate? Uh no, why? Cuz you're a treasure lol get it? My dad abandoned the family when I was 4 Sorry to hear that Arrrrr you doing anything later?

avatar Mark Manson
You're so hot, even my pants are falling for you. fuck-yeahpickuplines.tumblr.com

You're so hot, even my pants are falling for you. fuck-yeahpickuplines.tumblr.com

avatar Jeremy Jordan

Joey Tribbiani's questionable guide to... I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen until I gazed upon you. Right. Listen, I really appreciate the effort, but you don't have to work so hard. If you want to ask me out, just ask me out. What? Just ask you? Yeah. Watch this. Do you want to go out Saturday?

avatar Anthony Miller
Gee cool. Just have one more drink then I will take you home and show you where those beads go. someecards user card

Gee cool. Just have one more drink then I will take you home and show you where those beads go. someecards user card

avatar Joseph Mitchell
Darlin', if you're lookin' for somethin' sweet, I'm right next to the honey.

Darlin', if you're lookin' for somethin' sweet, I'm right next to the honey.

avatar Jacob Junior
ROSES ARE RED, SNOW IS WHITE, CAN I HAVE A PIECE OF THAT BOOTY TONIGHT?

ROSES ARE RED, SNOW IS WHITE, CAN I HAVE A PIECE OF THAT BOOTY TONIGHT?

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